Crazy Cat Ladies

So I’m not on some big animal-kick these days…

But after writing about people and their dog-friends, I have to touch on Crazy Cat Ladies.

You know who they are: women who own more cats than they do shoes.

Socially awkward, it’s like these ladies acquire as many cats as possible so they’ll have something to contribute in those already-painful office conversations.

 

Got a dog that likes to urinate on people’s legs? Now there’s a story.

Got a cat that acts scary and creepy and is moody all the time? Uhm, ma’am, no one wants to hear about your damned cats.

I do understand if you were born awkward. Join the crowd! But seriously, if you want to help yourself, as opposed to inflict ongoing pain on people you work with or people who you trick into entering your cat-infested house, buy a damned dog and learn how to be normal from your pooch!

P.S. If you’re looking for a roommate on a site like Craigslist, you’re not improving your chances of finding a halfway stable individual if you post pics of your cats like the one above. In fact, I’d hide the damned cats and the litterbox until the new roomie signs the lease and gets all his/her shit moved in.